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Greyman

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  1. Here’s a basic one for the dandelions mate dead easy and works
  2. There’s usually an oil and bees wax involved mate loads of foraging vids on YouTube that will guide you from picking to completing
  3. Lad was out this weekend 29-14 gravel pit cracker
  4. The yellow cream is made from dandelions and is a natural anti inflammatory works better than ibrupofen the hawthorn berry’s in vodka are for my blood pressure the nettle roots are for my urinary system the two small pots are made from rosehip and are really good for the skin give to the women and the big purple one is slow gin because it’s fecking nice I’ll be digging burdock root after Christmas as it cleans livers and kidneys the answer to everything is in nature
  5. The Severn between Gloucester and Tewkesbury is much the same as the lower Avon just much bigger but affected by the big tides the same I almost lost my gear under the bridge one night at keynsham when the river came up woke up as my alarms were disappearing lol
  6. The full moon means the tidal Severn comes up over the weir into the upper part and pushes all the way up to Tewkesbury the lock keeper told us not to go out until after the tide had receded but we had a deadline and the boat owner was waiting for us so we went out anyway was al very exciting and a bit arse twitching but we made it safely back and the owner got to spend last night on her boat few pics of the last 8 miles on the canal and home
  7. And bob ended up shagging Yates misses lol
  8. Saturday morning departure Tewkesbury onto the Severn for 9am then a bum twitching couple of hours down to Gloucester
  9. Back home after an epic trip 10metre tide on the Severn gale force winds and some big waves got to Stratford for 8 am Friday to find the boat leaning on its side due to a lack of water in the basin so first job put the boat in gear on full throttle and pull it out on ropes then an 11 hour ride down the Avon arrived at Tewkesbury for 730 last night next the Severn
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    Membership

    I like it here and love meeting the lads when I make the comp in general it’s the more decent lads that get down there as the dicks tend not to put there heads above the parapet and meet with real people
  11. Well there’s a hurricane incoming and I’m off to Stratford on Avon first thing to pick up a boat and bring it back down the Avon to Tewkesbury then lock out onto the Severn down to Gloucester and back on the canal for Saturday morning if all goes well photos to follow
  12. Little walk out this morning to collect some fire wood on the Cotswold edge view down to the Severn estuary a few nice looking mushrooms ( Arry? ) and hang gliders going off the top also came across this hide and bait station pretty close range about 15/20 yards
  13. Greyman

    Trump.

    It’s just a typical lefty weapon that some can’t see and are easily fooled by , Simply keep throwing bullshit at something until a bit sticks and you win
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    Hoopoe

    The one and only lamaguire vulture to venture into England as far as I know and I saw it twice before it got spotted by the birdies
  15. No to burkas in sport I’m in lol still recovering from the rugby had a boat full of people and a lot of food piss and smoke great evening not so nice waking up to the mess
  16. He’s probably queuing up for his digital ID card like he did with the vax before coming on here and telling everyone how to handle the situation whist hiding under a chair
  17. Hit by a train while sleeping on the broom with any luck
  18. Why worry they planned to build a railway years ago to link north and south and end the north south divide and we’ve ended up with a siding that cost billions even if everyone agreed with it they could not do it successfully we are run by complete incompetence
  19. Those boffins in wales who invented lsd we’re planning on pouring it into a reservoir that could be an act of terror if you had a bad trip
  20. My bar is set really low on this there’s a mush near me has toes like monster munch , sherry blairs face, katy perry going into space all crimes against humanity in my book
  21. You can take a daily minor offence ie speeding as a classic example I’ve spent weeks in court fighting everyone I’ve ever had and I am deemed guilty until I can prove otherwise last one I won proved I wasn’t driving I was given 6 points and a £1500 fine for failing to return a form that they had no proof of ever sending I had to go back a further 3 times including a day in crown court lol to get it all squashed no normal person would go to those lengths and just accept there fate I just enjoy being that annoying old cnut
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