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Greyman

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  1. Sounds like the don has been on the hotline to wilf or has anyone ever seen them together no so is wilf the don and Trojan horsed his way to into the whitehouse now there’s a conspiracy for you
  2. Gives you a reach round every night lol
  3. Greyman

    Covid..

    My grandkids were the only ones in the whole school that never had the nasal flu vaccine which I find quite incredible and sad our body’s own natural immune system has evolved over millions of years and we are holting that process with vaccines for everything, be like junkies in a few generations got a score a vax because you have no natural immunity left
  4. Greyman

    Covid..

    Looks like it’s time for newkid to roll out the mk2 air purifier
  5. Feck me when did we come to think 40,000 miles was good going I’ve had old Peugeot diesels hit quarter of a million maestro diesel van considered shit done over 300.000 plenty of smiley transits up in the 3 to 5 hundred thousand my current Suzuki is on 250 plus my Saab was on 270 when I bought it and still going how things and minds change over a few short years to accept total shite
  6. Greyman

    Covid..

    Is it a coincidence that it’s happening after another mass roll out of flu and covid jabs ???
  7. Greyman

    Covid..

    That’s when he’s out burglarising lol
  8. On a brighter note the girl guides and the women’s institute have banned tranny in the last week
  9. Greyman

    Covid..

    Your safe mate I don’t share
  10. Greyman

    Covid..

    And for those thinking I’m joking us grubby feckers will be here. Until the end while the wash your hands ten times a day brigade will be extinct
  11. Packet of 5 park drive 5p or by a single fag in the newsagents for 2p on the way to junior school lol
  12. Greyman

    Covid..

    A face mask has saved nobody nor did the vaccine gullible guinea pigs and the bird flu swept through summer before last not seen a single case this year picking your nose and eating it gives you better immunity than the jab in my opinion lol
  13. Finally finished a right fiddly boat bathroom awful tiles to lay but nice to look at been a right labour of love
  14. No honestly I live on a boat and if it hits bottom it can only go one way back up blame Newton
  15. Nice one mate is that a lake or river fish ??
  16. They didn’t need it when you were there no muzzie would have risked the iron fist of fury
  17. King prawn garlic masala nice and warm on a stormy evening
  18. Why not kick a man when he’s down
  19. Sad times mate hope it plays out for you, when you’ve hit the bottom there’s only one way to go,, up good luck
  20. His main problem was he stated he could clearly see the retracted seatbelt through the rear side window as I drove past him, standard lie would work 9/10 times but my Peugeot 205 was a van version and never had rear windows so when I handed him 6 photos of it from every angle and asked him to highlight we’re he saw the seatbelt his arse rather fell out, when they came back from there rapid adjournment and tried to suggest it was a different vehicle in the pictures I replied that I new that would be his response so I had brought it with me and we could all walk outside and try to see through th
  21. I got stopped about ten years back for not wearing a seat belt, I pulled over and up he comes to my window and opens with oh you got it on now but you never when you passed me back there so I told him I had it on since leaving home we had a little row and I told him to stick the ticket up his arse he screwed it up in a ball threw it in my face and says who do you think a judge will believe me or you so I say guess we will see, and off we go I get the summons full of lies and inconsistencies so I take loads of pics get me suite and walking stick and waddle upto the beak saying that I feel reall
  22. Some local mushrooms eggs and sausages from the farmer that kills his own and makes his own sausages bacon etc not a drop of fat come out during cooking just solid meat
  23. Wild boar and chorizo pie
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