Greyman
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Your safe mate I don’t share
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And for those thinking I’m joking us grubby feckers will be here. Until the end while the wash your hands ten times a day brigade will be extinct
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Packet of 5 park drive 5p or by a single fag in the newsagents for 2p on the way to junior school lol
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A face mask has saved nobody nor did the vaccine gullible guinea pigs and the bird flu swept through summer before last not seen a single case this year picking your nose and eating it gives you better immunity than the jab in my opinion lol
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Finally finished a right fiddly boat bathroom awful tiles to lay but nice to look at been a right labour of love
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No honestly I live on a boat and if it hits bottom it can only go one way back up blame Newton
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Nice one mate is that a lake or river fish ??
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They didn’t need it when you were there no muzzie would have risked the iron fist of fury
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King prawn garlic masala nice and warm on a stormy evening
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Why not kick a man when he’s down
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Sad times mate hope it plays out for you, when you’ve hit the bottom there’s only one way to go,, up good luck
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His main problem was he stated he could clearly see the retracted seatbelt through the rear side window as I drove past him, standard lie would work 9/10 times but my Peugeot 205 was a van version and never had rear windows so when I handed him 6 photos of it from every angle and asked him to highlight we’re he saw the seatbelt his arse rather fell out, when they came back from there rapid adjournment and tried to suggest it was a different vehicle in the pictures I replied that I new that would be his response so I had brought it with me and we could all walk outside and try to see through th
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I got stopped about ten years back for not wearing a seat belt, I pulled over and up he comes to my window and opens with oh you got it on now but you never when you passed me back there so I told him I had it on since leaving home we had a little row and I told him to stick the ticket up his arse he screwed it up in a ball threw it in my face and says who do you think a judge will believe me or you so I say guess we will see, and off we go I get the summons full of lies and inconsistencies so I take loads of pics get me suite and walking stick and waddle upto the beak saying that I feel reall
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Some local mushrooms eggs and sausages from the farmer that kills his own and makes his own sausages bacon etc not a drop of fat come out during cooking just solid meat
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Wild boar and chorizo pie
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Sacrilege
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It’s not having an address that’s more of an issue very unpalatable in this world were everyone has to be in a box
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I still only have my original paper licence from the 80s including endorsements and disqualifications lol when ever I get stopped and asked for my licence I tell them it’s all on the screen in there car same as everything else about me they were reading prior to putting the lights on seems to satisfy
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I was told many times I would not survive covid without a jab but I’m still here pure blooded as are many others we were shown videos of mass funeral pyres and people dropping dead in the streets all of which turned out to be lies told we would never travel again be able to work or access the nhs if we never bent over again all false so think they need to change the MO a bit before they fool people again though there will still be a big percentage of people that will swallow it and tow the line
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Apparently the scaffolders have been arrested ???
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When they think they have a relationship with a reptile because it lays alongside them on the bed only to find out it’s actually measuring them to see if they fit inside lol
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I take a wing suit if I go above the third floor
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But do you feel better for saying it lol
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And served with enough left to feed us tomorrow
