Put that goddamn cup of tea down immediately!!!!!
Don't you know about burning risks? Sugar could be a deadly chemical that requires a COSHH sheet, tea and coffee both contain caffeine so they need the same, milk might cause food poisoning so the same
Make sure you are holding the handrail with both hands while wearing kevlar and a helmet if going up or down stairs, I think we need crash mats at the bottom of those stairs as well. Anyone working over 6 inches above the ground must wear a harness and have 6 other men present just in case of accident!
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