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    They look like regular wasps.
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    Knocking one out whilst watching synchronised swimming is illegal in Demark. And Swindon.
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    I've said it on here before, I don't charge per mole or per visit. I charge for a time period where I will come to their property garden or whatever and catch all the moles that are there. If the time period is exceeded and there is still more activity then they will have to pay me again. However, we've all had that cheeky b*****d, and like you say it's a matter of Pride!
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    The tunnel is to protect non target species. In a loft unless there are birds (and birds big enough to set a Fenn off) then you won't need a tunnel imo.
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    And what happens if you get one of the tricky beggars that takes a bit of catching?
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    Frog marched is it? I'd have told them to go %$£* themselves.
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    Dion Dublin (footballer and a nice fella), Gary Lineker (over paid twat), Les Gray (late of Mud), David Seaman (Arse), Vinny Jones (who told me I wasn't big enough), Eric Bristow (beat him in Paddy Power or maybe Ladbrokes dart fest). Probably a few more over the years but I can't remember!
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    Like all trades, there is the good, the bad and the ugly. These guys or gals obviously were muppets. IMO Council pesties generally are, although I have met 1 or 2 who weren't.
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    Bees from other hives will rob the honey from treated nest. Honey will be toxic after treatment, then the robber bees hive will die too. Plus if left in place will eventually drip down into walls / ceilings etc...
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    That's one of the symptoms, the only hear what they want to hear, if you say there is nothing there, they can't hear you. I have had a couple in the last few years, both old ladies,very sad. One visit is all I gave them.
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    It's in Ireland you numpty. One of the big arguments the Tories did have with the NHS was about opening at weekends. The Tories wanted it, the NHS didn't.
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    delusional parasitosis
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    Our travelling community live in fear of them, they set their hands on fire. Quickest way to empty an illegal site, toss one of these beggars into a caravan.
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    You can't learn to trap moles on an internet forum mate. You'll make a right mess of it. Best you can do is find someone to teach you.
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    I made a massive mistake, I went to the poll centre yesterday, a whole day early and there was no one there. On my way out I met someone at the door, she said I was suffering from premature election.
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    Tory, I am old enough to remember nationalised industry and how bad that is. And Corbyn/McDonald/Abbot aren't fit to shovel shit.
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    I see a lot of people comparing the Muslim terrorists to the IRA. It seems to me if the IRA had a recruiting office in every town in England they would have shut them down. Yet the Muslims have exactly that!
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    Very wise words Dido.
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    I stopped charging per mole a few years back. I make a flat charge for trapping for a set period of time. Usually ends up 3 or 4 visits and activity stops. After the time period expires and there is new activity, another fee is payable. Simple. Not a member of either of the mole trapping con merchants.
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    And the 800,000 moles per year!
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    I'll do it for £975.
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    Whenever zee Germans are coming.
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    That reason is not sufficient to shoot a crow under a General License.
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    So I got to take my new S410 out. Asked to shoot some rabbits in a large garden that were using an old shed as a bolt hole. I got there around 5 and as soon as I walked into the garden a rabbit ran down a hole under the shed. I took up position about 30 yards away in the doorway of a unused stable, with the sun setting behind me. After about 15 minutes rabbit came out from under the shed, 1 head shot, he must have jumped two foot up in the air and done a little jig before he went still. Left it a couple of minutes then retrieved the body. 10 minutes later a small doe came out, chest sh
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    Nutella??? That is chocolate mate.
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